Total Medals Earned: 206 (From 34 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,110 Points
Medals Earned: 3/6 (70/100 points)
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
Elected as President.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
You've created an enemy.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (75/375 points)
Complete 5th level
Clear the first eight levels.
Complete 16th level
Complete all 24 levels
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/32 (90/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Death snagged you so young!
Check out any of the external links
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/205 points)
Destroy 10 enemies without dying
Complete first level
Score a x1 at the punch machine
Destroy 50 enemies without dying
Complete the game
Destroy 150 enemies without dying
Destroy last boss without getting hit
Medals Earned: 7/21 (130/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Love hurts.
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 7/14 (45/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
Far Left Hit
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/11 (100/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Get yourself killed
Ethics anyone?
Kill that bastard whale
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
